Runner-Up Entries to the June Punch Line Contest

Note: Position of the listing is random and does not indicate order of preference.

How much do you think he would charge to fish-out my Pitching Wedge?
Larry Powers

Hey, it’s better than skinny dipping for ‘em.
Freddie Kitchens

He’s the only guy out here who is happy when he hooks one.
Michael Tolle

Jim’s wife won’t let him buy any more golf balls after he lost $100 playing skins last week
Jim Turnbull

I don’t know! He said it was his lucky ball and he can’t afford to lose it.
Michael Chambers

He still hasn’t found the one he lost last week!
Nick Mucci

I’ll bet he says he made bogey on this hole!
Rudy Scroggins

Jim’s a lot better fisherman than golfer
Jim Descher